“I raise”

So I got some beers in tonight and figured I’d have my first sesson all week, fired up 3x$33 stt’s for a relaxing start, and just finished 1st, 1st, 2nd. You know what, I think I’ll call it a night, I’ve quite clearly exhausted my luckbox and $251 profit for an hours work will do nicely.

We’re going to Vegas baby!

So me, Lardy and Brass are booking ourselves for a week of poker, booze and strippers in Vegas come November, can’t wait bring it on. Not really had a chance to look into things properly yet, will probably play in the Bellagio $500 daily tournament, then spend the rest of the week donking about and drinking with strippers.

Anyways, more info to come on this one.

Things have been pretty hectic recently with lots of messy nights out, so not really played much poker, however I’m planning a litte detox over the next few weeks prior to me and a bunch of mates heading off for 5 days of madness in Bratislava, so hopefuly I’ll be able to put in quite a few decent hours of cards before then.

So my first week back in the game after 3 weeks off is going pretty fucking well.

First two days back I was fairly rusty and dropped about $300, then I made that back in like 2 games when I remembered I had some money on Full Tilt and final tabled a tournament for $400 plus some other stuff. Then I grinded a few STT’s for a couple hundred mid week, putting me upto $500 profit fo the week, then tonight I decided I was going to have a drunken MTT night and I played the Star $20+r, the Full Tilt $26 $14k gtd, and a random FT HORSE mtt.

So results were…

HORSE MTT, 7th, top 5 pay.

Stars 16th for $128

Full Tilt 1st for $3,800

Ahhhhh, it’s nice to be back. Screenshot below, I’m ElliottSmth, and if you don’t know who that is then go listen to some decent music.

Wow worst bad beat ever, moved house 3 weeks ago and was unable to connect to any local wireless networks, and it has taken me 3 frikken weeks to get broadband installed! Anyways all is good now, I have superfast broadband and sattelite tv for when the poker is killing me. Ermmm I’m too lazy right now to make a big long post, so here’s what I’ve done in the last 3 weeks (no particular order, just train of thought)…

• Moved house
• Spent a fortune at ikea
• Cursed the man who invented ikea and those stupid tiny little allan keys
• Played ZERO poker for 3 weeks
• Spent half my bankroll on getting wasted an having fun
• Bought an awesome huge17" laptop for an obscene sum of cash
• Worked crazy hard
• Drank and smoked way too much
• Pulled a lovely young girl
• Have apparently been blown out by aforementioned girl
• Spent a weekend of drunken poker and gambling degeneracy with Lardy
• Sat at a poker table with a WSOP bracelet winner (Lawrence Gosney)
• Been busted by a WSOP bracelet winner
• Discovered Lardy is a complete nit who even ratholed when he got ahead in a very drunken heads up game
• Assigned new poker nick… Lardy "TheHedge" Fatboy
• Contributed quite considerably to the problems in Columbia
• Didn’t sleep enough

Ok, I think that covers most of it, here’s a pic of my shiny new laptop in my new pad…

 seeya.