2+2 Thread of the year…
For those of you who haven’t seen it, check out the thread on 2+2 NVG forum by BrandiRose entitled "Never Trust Anyone" it’s a genuine piece of poker drama and will surely go down in 2+2 history. I’ve been following it unfold over the last 2 days and it has hands down beaten any film I’ve seen this year.
Bitesize pieces…
BrandiRose=Brandi Hawbaker, some rather attractive 24 y/o who cashed in a recent WPT event. She joined 2+2 and general consensus was, she didn’t have a clue what she was doing, but they’d all "like a piece".
2 months later, Brandi creates a thread, accusing well known pro of attempted rape and taking her money ($12k, she was apparently "playing the circuit" with this?!).
2+2 go’s postal with a mass debate, other "known pro’s" are dragged into the debate, it then transpires that she robbed $30k off of a very well known 2+2er. (Newhizzle, won over $1mill recently at WPT event).
The thread then goes insane with sex allegations, hussling, thefts, drugs, suicide attempts, writing in blood and much much much amusement from the observors.
Seriously go check it out! The thread is currently over 2500 posts long, so prob best to skim read most of it whilst taking in the posts from Brandi, Shaniac and Newhizzle.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=gossip&Number=8448402&page=0&fpart=1
Oh and here’s a pic of Brandi to brighten up my blog, lets ignore the fact she has turned into a mentalist and enjoy the view…
“I even tried to OD there and someone put their finger down my throat until I was able to throw everything up.”
WTF?! Anyone who knows a jot about medical science knows that forcing fingers down your throat to remove pills doesn’t work it forces a small percentage out but the majority get forced further down the stomach by the muscular convulsions hence speeding the effect of the pills. When on any of these medical documentarys do you ever see a medic making someone whos overdoseing thow up? Never!
My BS alarm is going off! How stupid can you be though? Trying to play top flight poker with $12k, she needs to grind it out like everyone else and learn the game. What she needs to do is get a job with steady income and go from there. Just because you cashed in the WPT doesnt make you good. Iv seen some atrocious players make FTs in the WPT.
Comment by Walling — 20 December, 2006 @ 2:54 am
HA HA HA HA! The 2+2ers are cold hearted bastards! I love it! Some of the replys are making me laugh out loud, is that wrong???
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3319/franklintom16kru5.jpg
Comment by Walling — 20 December, 2006 @ 2:59 am
It’s not wrong at all mate. The whole thread is just nuts, some of Brandi’s comments are classic, she is also completely deranged and needs to seek help.
Captain Tom’s “Penis in her back”
Writing in blood “I will fly some day”
Mark Newhouse “Yeah I fucked her”
Brandi “He’s gross, I’d NEVER sleep with him”
Brandi “Yeah I felt sorry for him, so I gave him a handjob”
OMFG. Too funny, especially with all the photoshops etc.
Comment by Andi — 20 December, 2006 @ 11:29 am
More photoshops?? Oh man im there! I only read to like page 5 so im on a mission to read it all tonight
Comment by Walling — 20 December, 2006 @ 7:18 pm
After i saw the picture of Brandi in your blog, i felt she was bluffing. is it a +EV move??? :p
Comment by gensui — 21 December, 2006 @ 9:18 am
You simply cannot write comedy like that! laughed so hard it hurts. Having said that and despite the fact che is clearly a mentalist i would be happy to spend some private time with her to try and help… Ok i’d probably just stick my penis in her back!
Comment by Martin — 21 December, 2006 @ 9:49 am
I only managed to read some of the threads summarizing the whole scenario but it was piss funny. the penis in the back jokes are fucking great.
Comment by Gregor — 25 December, 2006 @ 5:01 pm